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Alternately if you would like to handle text-opt out ICly by hassling him to stop using it, let me know and I'll work that in.
spoken: Sollux speaks with a lisp because of his fangs (so s and z sounds come out as th sounds) but I generally do not use these in spoken word, unless he is specifically calling attention to it for whatever reason. Here you can let me know if you would prefer it typed out.
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Alternately if you would like to handle text-opt out ICly by hassling him to stop using it, let me know and I'll work that in.
spoken: Sollux speaks with a lisp because of his fangs (so s and z sounds come out as th sounds) but I generally do not use these in spoken word, unless he is specifically calling attention to it for whatever reason. Here you can let me know if you would prefer it typed out.
Comments are screened!
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the u2er you are lookiing for ii2 not avaiilable
he'2 probably doiing 2omethiing more iimportant than talkiing two you
2o ju2t leave a me22age after the beep and maybe iif he care2 enough he wiill get back two you
beeeeeeeep
(that wa2 the beep. that wa2 iit. FUCK nevermiind ju2t leave your 2tupiid me22age.)
he'2 probably doiing 2omethiing more iimportant than talkiing two you
2o ju2t leave a me22age after the beep and maybe iif he care2 enough he wiill get back two you
beeeeeeeep
(that wa2 the beep. that wa2 iit. FUCK nevermiind ju2t leave your 2tupiid me22age.)
WHY YOU SHOULD APP FEFERI PEIXES
CUTE FISH GIRL INCOMING!

WOAH LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!!! WOW!!

Reasons you want to app Feferi:
- She's so goddamn cute!
- She makes fishpuns.
- She's a princess!
- She has cuttlefish and doesn't afraid of anything!
- No seriously this girl has like Mrs. Cthulhu for a mom and kisses corpses and she doesn't even care!
- Even the honeybadger is intimidated by Feferi.
- Fishpuns!
- She is friends with Eldritch monsters!
- She's so sassy, even Vriska Motherglubbing Serket compliments her trolling abilities!
- Yet somehow she is STILL FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE
- AND she does the lifey thing, how cool is that?!
- Sollux thinks she's really swell.
- DID I MENTION FISH PUNS?!

Wow adorable!
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Check her out, what a cute human she is!
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ok this one is a little older but still cute??
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ARE YOU GETTING HOW CUTE THIS IS??
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Awwww! Awwwwww!
(source)If you don't think Feferi is awesome by now then you're wrong.
BONUS!!
I have like 90 bazillion Feferi icons! Don't feel like making any? You can have them! Want human icons? I will make them for you! PRETTY GOOD DEAL, RIGHT?n e ways that is all ty 4 readin.
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WHY YOU SHOULD APP ARADIA MEGIDO
See this chick?

This is Aradia Mother****ing Megido
Sometimes she's a girl

Sometimes she's a ghost

Sometimes she's a frog

Sometimes she's a robot

AND SOMETIMES SHE'S A SPARKLEFAIRY. LOOK AT ALL THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE.

What's that? Don't want to make icons? I have hundreds that you are MORE THAN WELCOME to pilfer! Want more? I WILL MAKE YOU MORE. I will even make you sprite edit human icons!!

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COOL THINGS ABOUT ARADIA:
- She has cool time powers!
- She has cool telekinetics!!
- Did I mention she can stop time?
- She does the archaeology thing woah!
- She is totally into being multicultural!
- She is one half of Team Charge with that cutie patootie Tavros!
- She has a kangaroo-ram for a mom!
- WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY POWERS
- She has an awesome hat
- AND A WHIP!! LOOK OUT INDY, ARADIA JONES IS COMIN 4 U.
- She is soft and cute like a woolbeast
- SHE CAN FLY

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Trufax: if you app Aradia, Sollux will love you and her forever.

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thank u 4 readin